Sophia Swaruu (Yazhi) - Past Anecdotes - Life on the Ship (PART 4)

November 2020

Yazhi: I don’t bother walking to my own bathroom, I teleport there and it is only a few meters away! I have "powers", as they say, but one of those powers, so to speak, is not super strength. I have the strength you'd expect from a body like mine. And I do get lazy to walk.

But mainly, if I walk to the bathroom, I feel I will wake up. If I teleport, I go to sleep faster again. I don't like to go to the bathroom at night. I like to sleep all night long. But sometimes you just can't, and teleportation is less effort for me than walking. And in that sleepy state even easier!

Gosia: Yes, makes sense, I would probably do the same if I knew how. Now, the question is: Do you appear in your bathroom seated on the toilet already? Or standing?

Yazhi: I have done both. But I'm worried to pee on my bed in case I did not teleport. So I prefer to stand up, then teleport to the bathroom, arrive there standing up and then sit on the toilet. Because if I'm sitting on the bed and I teleport like that sitting on the toilet, I may make a mistake.

Gosia: Makes sense, hahahaha!


Yazhi´s accident - October 2019

Yazhi: I'm getting my hip taken care of by the Andromedans. I'm in a wheelchair for now. I almost crashed again on the ship's ramp. I went backwards with the wheelchair. I have a crack in my hip, very painful. I will be treated with frequencies with an energy laser. But it will take time to heal. I have a special tight brace and a splint on my wrist. I also have two bruised ribs.

How I got this? I was just imagining that I was skating with two killer robots behind me. That's why I was moving so fast. I was having so much fun. But I think I broke my hip. It hurts so much. It keeps me awake. And, on top of that, I have to wear this thing that looks like a huge hard diaper that squeezes me and is uncomfortable. Andromedans ask me why I didn't use immersion to play that, but I tell them I like it better the old-fashioned way, with my imagination and that's it.


Skating on soap and up on the scaffolding - Originally in English - November 2021

Swaruu X (Athena): That was Mari's prank, Yaz just followed her this time, for a change because they always seem to come out of Yazhi.

Gosia: And they didn't get hurt? I think it's hard to do this on soap, haha.

Swaruu X (Athena): No, but they could have had an accident, or caused someone else to slip and get hurt. And they didn't think about how they would clean that up afterwards.

Gosia: So what happened? How did they clean up?

Swaruu X (Athena): Alenym instructed them to clean it but they couldn't clean it themselves. The cleaning robots couldn't either, because the little wheels were just spinning and spinning. So we had to clean it ourselves, Kassia, Alenym, Seni (Senetre) and me. Anéeka partly but we didn't let her because she shouldn't crouch down because of her eye problem. But only foam and more foam was coming out and everything was wet on the floor. We cleaned it up with a bucket and a sponge.

Gosia: Oh, poor things, haha. It had to take a while to clean it up.

Swaruu X (Athena): Yes, it took a long time. The hallway is about 30 meters long by about two meters wide. That's why they wanted to skate there.

Gosia: Maybe it would be better without water and just wipe it off with a dry cloth.

Swaruu X (Athena): Yes, that's partly how we did it, but the problem is that the girls poured water with the soap. They both have roller skates. Why don't they just put them on?

Gosia: Because it's more challenging that way, haha! You always have to add difficulty levels, I guess.

Swaruu X (Athena): Well, if it's about mischiefs, the previous one was much worse. I don't know if you've heard about it. The one in the hangar.

Gosia: Anéeka told us that they went up in the hangar.

Swaruu X (Athena): But in detail?

Gosia: Anéeka told it but without details.

Swaruu X (Athena): They started to pull each other's pigtails. And then they started running after each other, reaching for each other's pigtails to pull them. It's just that those corridors or scaffolding are high, they could have fallen from there. And Anéeka yelled and yelled but they didn't listen to her. Anéeka was already thinking about how to proceed to stabilize them medically in case they fell. If they survived. The height is about three stories up there, yes they can get hurt or get stuck there. Some of those scaffolds, or metal walkways, go over parked fighter craft. They are for service cranes and all that. It's no place for little girls to play.

Anéeka was scared to death. So much so that to stop the girls from their madness, she resorted to pulling the red alarm handle in the hangar. The one that sets off sirens and alarms and turns on red lights that spin around and alarms the whole ship that there is a serious problem in the hangar, like fire. And the two crazy girls like chimpanzees screaming and running.

When they heard the alarm, they went to the railing to see what it was about, as if taking advantage of the fact that they were up high to see the emergency that had occurred, from above. Without realizing that the emergency was the two of them! And then the Hashmallim came running and took them down and Alenym and I scolded them. Mostly for ignoring Anéeka.

Gosia: And how did they bring them down?

Swaruu X (Athena): By scolding them all together. They came down by themselves.

Gosia: And why was Anéeka there and not others?

Swaruu X (Athena): Because someone had just arrived from the Viera and they asked Anéeka to accompany them to the hangar to unload their suitcases and things, there was no one else in the hangar. And they took advantage of Anéeka to let them climb on the service scaffolding to watch from there. But the one who started that mess was Sophia, Yaz. She said it was no big deal, that nothing would ever happen to them, that they wouldn't fall. But Anéeka did get so scared that she still doesn't forgive them.

But that's what I was saying before. Yazhi is still a little girl, whether she has all that knowledge in her head or not. And her knowing all that only aggravates or increases her capacity for mischief.

Gosia: I think it's her way of coping better with what she carries being what she is. She knows that by "entering" that specific "terminal", a child, so to speak, she will have these distractions. Adults don't have the luxury of having fun like that. And when you're having fun like that, you're totally focused on what you're doing. Kids are totally in the moment. And that's when you forget. It helps you relax. I think.

Swaruu X (Athena): So the way she is, it serves her better to be a little girl. It makes me wonder what will happen when she grows up.


Tracker in the toy - 2023

Yazhi: I discovered a tracker inside my toy airplanes. They want to know what I do and where I am all the time. They say is that they worry I might get hurt.

Gosia: Really, haha? Did you put it in some fun place? I would! Put it somewhere like... in a Iror´s fridge or something, as if you were robbing cookies.

Yazhi: Yes. I'm still thinking about where else to put it. I tied it to a Moghyay, hahaha. But I repent. That was this morning. The Moghs are close to the ground now, because they are feeding, but come late afternoon they will climb the trees again.


Webcams planted on Toleka - February 2024

Swaruu X (Athena): Yazhi got hold on a little square web camera and she replicated it 600 times and planted those all over the ship driving us all crazy. We couldn’t know which ones worked and which ones did not, most were working, and the Taygetans were paranoid as never before. And they were scolding Yazhi and she resisted doing it even more. They didn't know what that was for. It happened few months ago.

Gosia: But what´s the point of that if you have AI ship cameras everywhere anyway?

Swaruu X (Athena): The point is that she could see and hear the Taygetans outside their systems. And yes, they could discover the cameras using sensors. But Yazhi planted them faster than what the Taygetans were removing.

And then, after over a very stressful month of finding cameras even in private places, including bedrooms and bathrooms, Yazhi revealed what they were for. Something that looks like pure senseless mischief turned out to be a lesson for people here.

Yazhi had been insisting over the last year that sending drones to look at what starseeds were doing is not ethical. And she was giving the Taygetans a little of their own medicine. As below, so is above. You look at starseeds, peeking into their windows, and I do the same with you. "And all I need is one little human web cam" (to replicate, of course), as she said.

Gosia: What did the Taygetans discover about me or someone close to me? Spill, Tina!

Swaruu X (Athena): Honestly, everyone of concern has drones above. That's why Yazhi planted all those web cams.

Gosia: But you peek through the windows and listen?

Swaruu X (Athena): The Taygetans claim to be ethical enough not to do so. Or only when needed.

Gosia: Define "when needed", please, haha.

Swaruu X (Athena): Some sort of important research, or when something indicates the starseed is in danger.

Gosia: Did she finally stop with the cameras? Did they learn the lesson? And please don´t stop spying on me! I like that. I give you full permission.

Swaruu X (Athena): Okay, haha. And yes, she stopped there.